The Perfect Morning

“Let me help you” Titi reached out to her husband.

There was a look in her eyes that stopped whatever protest Jide wanted to put up. He handed over the clippers to her.

She pushed him down gently on the bed and proceeded with the task. Jide was one of those guys that loved shaving his pubic hair and Titi found this very sexy. She had dated guys that the very sight of their pubic hair was a huge turn off. She had always loved to go down on her men but one look at the dense forest and she loses appetite. Jide was such a dream come true.

Jide watched his wife work with an intense concentration that excited him and he could feel the blood rushing downwards. His wife looked up then and winked at him. However did he get so lucky? He wondered.

Titi was everything he ever wanted in a woman. She was smart and a goal getter, a homemaker and the sexiest woman he had ever met. She was a very giving woman in bed and she always made him feel virile. Even now, looking at her, he felt desire welling up within him. Each touch sent a tingling sensation down his spine.

When Titi was done, she carefully cleaned the hair from his body and put the clippers down. She looked at the flagpole pulsing in between Jide’s legs and then at him. Keeping her eyes locked with his, she bent her head forward and took him in her mouth.

Jide arched upwards as the wave of pleasure hit him and a moan escaped his mouth. It was like she was reading his mind. He had been fantasizing about this particular scenario as she was shaving his pubes. The sustained eye contact as she worked his member with her tongue heightened the intensity of the pleasure. She was a natural and every movement sent ripples of pleasure up his spine and down to his toes that were curled in delight.

He was getting to the peak and he told her so. His hips were arching up convulsively and his breathing had become faster and shallower. Titi increased her tempo as he climbed higher and then with a grunt, he exploded.

He felt the wetness even before he opened his eyes. His eyes met that of his wife smiling down at him and with a glint to her eyes.

“You have been a naughty boy” she cooed, winking at him. His eyes followed hers towards his groin and he saw her fumbling with his member with her fingers sticky with semen.

She leaned forward and whispered “good morning honey” before kissing him fully on the mouth. His eyes followed her unclad body as she sashayed towards the bathroom.

She was wrong.

It wasn’t a good morning, it was a perfect morning.

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56 Comments Add yours

  1. mededot says:

    Hahahahahaha Doc, perhaps a perfect morning treatment that was bestowed upon you???

    Give us fair warning before giving us a hard on na! Lemme go find my clippers. Lol.

    1. topazo says:

      Ah, I vehemently dissociate myself from any resemblance or connotations of similarity with this very lucky man here so portrayed!
      I am sorry for the erm…*coughs* sorry! Lol

    2. Yemie says:

      Ditto that Mededot, you really did read my mind on that disclaimer bit! Doc, whatever were you thinking?! *rme* LMAO!

      1. topazo says:

        Maybe i wasnt thinking…lol

        1. Yemie says:

          Or maybe you REALLY were Doc, maybe! *winks* ROTFLMAO!

        2. Yemie says:

          Or maybe you REALLY were Doc, maybe! Think ’bout it! *winks* ROTFLMAO!

          1. topazo says:

            Maybe…but we will never know…

            1. Yemie says:

              Oh but here’s the thing Doc: we DO know! Just be a sport and admit it already! It won’t kill you to, I swear it! *rme* LMAO!

              1. topazo says:

                Well, if that is what you want to believe, feel free

                1. Yemie says:

                  Yeah, sure! Like I need your permission to believe what I wanna! That’s a done deal Doc, a very old hat! Stale! *Yinmu* LOL

        3. Adeleke Julianah says:

          Not thinking???
          And you expect us
          to believe that Doc?
          Coz not!

  2. mededot says:

    Loool, dissociate ko, disengage ni. You just couldn’t help but share your good fortune with us. Lol

    1. topazo says:

      hehehehe…oh I wish I was this lucky!

    2. Yemie says:

      And AGAIN Phantom, my actual thoughts that didst echo! Lucky, Lucky Ducky Doc! I’d be sooo damned!!! ROTFL

      1. topazo says:

        All ye people with dirty mind…may God cleanse your heart with nitre and hyssop..especially you Yemie

        1. Yemie says:

          Hmm..hang on a minute Lucky Ducky Doc! However do you mean ‘all we people’ with dirty minds ei?! I don’t remember penning this erotic masterpiece, and neither did the Phantom! Oh wait! That would be YOU, the ‘brain’ behind this, the author, the originator, the real culprit! Dr Temitope Ogundare! Haa! LMAO!

          1. topazo says:

            Ah, na story i write o…all these erroneous applications are all generated in your minds- dirty minds!

        2. Yemie says:

          Oh Wow! And so it also checks out that I am the one with the ‘dirtiest’ mind amongst the lots of us ei?! I’ll take it, I’ll bite but I also say this with all confidence… ‘It takes one to know one’! In thy face Doc, suck on that! Hmph! LMAO!

          1. topazo says:

            Not really, I just have insight…it’s the blessing of God

            1. Yemie says:

              And I just happened to forget that you’re actually the man to whom mysteries are revealed, Zaphnathpaaneah! My bad! Forgive my indiscretion O Great Seer, am totally a cesspool of er….forgetfulness?! *raised eyebrow* LMAO!

              1. topazo says:

                Hehehehee…. this…this here is an overdose of sarcasm!

        3. Adeleke Julianah says:

          So we are the one with
          the dirty minds huh?
          But I can’t remember
          any of us being the
          one behind this exoctic
          story naa, at least not me!
          And I’m sure Sis. Yemie’s
          hands are squeaky clean
          too! It’s all your
          mischievous self!
          And I too am
          beginning to suspect that
          Perfect Morning was
          bestowed upon you!!! Lolsssssssssssss!!!!!!

          1. topazo says:

            Speak for yourself only o…

            1. Adeleke Julianah says:

              Ha! But Sis Yemie already denied ever penning that, and I believe her. Non of us did Doc, it was all your doing! Mehn…but na the guys I pity pass o! *Strolls of with a jug of Chi Exotic Pineapple Juice* hehehe!!!

  3. Yemie says:

    *fanning self* My Father! My Father!! This is wayyyy too ‘hawt’ for mere words! Sooooo beyond words infact that amma just as well settle for whaaaaatttttt??? Wow! LMAO!

    Steamy never looked quite so……SIZZLING! A perfect morning indeed! I mean, how perfect can a morning get after all of ‘these’?! Nice one, Doc; real nice! LOL

    Loved the easy flow, and well, I lived through reading this spectacularly erotic and highly sensual masterpiece of a write, so am good! Really, I am! I promise! Kudos! *Yinmu* LMAO!

    1. topazo says:

      Lol…are you sure you are good Yemie? Cos d way you are opening and closing your mouth and sucking in air…like someone that has eaten raw alligator pepper…

      1. Yemie says:

        And just what IF am not good Doc?! What’s it to you exactly?! What do you gonna do ’bout it?! Yank off the post?! Pray, TELL! ROTFLMAO!

        1. topazo says:

          Yemie, if you are not good…i can help you…how? See me in camera

          1. Yemie says:

            Yeap! And that’s just the VERY thing I need to be cured! You’re a Shrink anyhow, so no surprises there! I feel my hope rising up several notches and I know am not totally a lost cause, Glory Hallelujah! *Yinmu* LOL

            1. topazo says:

              Hehehehe….abeg no kill me with laugh o

    2. Adeleke Julianah says:

      Haaa!!!! Sis Yemie, please
      take it easy, don’t allow
      Doc get to you o!
      Lols!!!!

      1. topazo says:

        It is not me o Jules…maybe it is Titi and Jide getting to her…

        1. Yemie says:

          Hmm! And you know this because…..*straight- faced*

          PS: in line with what you’re famed for preaching and teaching Doc; may I be allowed to chip in a word and speak for myself then?! That’s if it isn’t too much of a favor to ask really! Seriously?! You’ve gotta be kiddin’ me! Get to me indeed, that’s what you see! Hmph! Silly Nilly! *not laughing*

          1. topazo says:

            Oh, by all means please do speak for yourself! We encourage freedom of speech and expression

            1. Yemie says:

              *nodding affirmatively* Totally glad we’re on the same page and leaf then Doc, absolutement! LMAO!

  4. Adeleke Julianah says:

    Choi Doc! Pity us wey still dey single naa, ahn ahn! See gobe of the highest gbege!! In fact, I must go an get married sharp sharp!
    But #Topazo, *in Sis. #Yemie’s voice* whatever were u thinking?!!! Hehehe!
    Nice one Doc, got the adrenaline kicking!
    An Epic!

    1. topazo says:

      Your adrenaline a kicking Jules? Nice! Lol

      1. Adeleke Julianah says:

        Haaaaaa!!!!! Doc!!!!!!
        Diaris God oooooo!!!!!!!
        Hehehehe!!!!!!!

  5. Ei! Cheeeesox!

    E no fair o o! A PG 18 would’ve been enough for me to waka pass with my eyes shut jeje na. Now I’ll have to sleep with 3 boxers and 2 trousers…before one yeye succubus decides to turn to a sucking and smiling entity on my case.

    1. Adeleke Julianah says:

      Hahahaha!!!!!!!! Joseph!!!!! Sowie u hia! Hehehe! Doc just wanted to perform some mischief ni o! Lols!!!! Make sure say u wia pant join am o! Hehehe!!!

      1. topazo says:

        Jules, you said your adrenaline was kicking abi? And here is Senor Joe having problems going to sleep….*coughs* So….

        1. Adeleke Julianah says:

          Haba!!!!!! Docky!!!!
          Which kain set-up be dat naa?!!! See set-up of the century! Abeg Doc, nor be dat kain adrenaline I dey toku! Na the oda kain one! Sheybi u know dat one wey I dey toku?! Yes, na dat kain, nor be dis kain atall!!!!! Lols!!!!!!!

          1. topazo says:

            Jules, i don’t know any other one o…

            1. Adeleke Julianah says:

              Hmmm…you sha wan set
              me up! Oga Docky, e no
              go work o! Hehehe!!!

              1. topazo says:

                I think it is all in your mind o…

                1. Adeleke Julianah says:

                  For where!!!! *Vehemently in denial!*

                  1. topazo says:

                    Deny all you want

                    1. Adeleke Julianah says:

                      Oh well, I just get started on ma denial
                      Stance! Hehehe!!!!

        2. LOL. You need to take something for this your cough o, Doctor! (I’ll prescribe an anti-matchmaking drug) 🙂

          Dear Jules, you’re a life saver! I scaled through the night unmolested…although I woke up less of 3 boxers and 2 trousers. Saved by that pant, innit?

          Y’all have a good morning. Nay, perfect morning. 😉

          1. topazo says:

            Lol…it is a perfect morning indeed!

          2. Adeleke Julianah says:

            Ha! Am I so happy for you Joe! Thank God you remember the pant!! Lols!!!! And wishing you a most perfect morning too! Hehehe!!!!

    2. topazo says:

      Hehehehehe…Kai, Senor Joe…this got me laughing hard….hehehehe

  6. fadehan says:

    Doc, I no go talk o… but at least this story tells me somthing: you can tell a good morning apart from a perfect one.

    1. topazo says:

      Lol..great lesson Fadehan…

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